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Teach a man to fish - humorous alternatives
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give a man a fishing pole and he'll choke on it. Give a man a fish he'll eat for an hour, give a man a wooden fish he'll be gnawing on it for a day. Give a fish a man and it's probably JAWS! Give a man eating fish in a restaurant pepper and it spices up the flavor, give a man eating fish some pepper in the sea and it spices up the you. Give a man a dog and he can take it for a walk, give a man a fish he can take it for a drag.
Give a man a fish and he will become a Democrat and will demand 2 fish tomorrow, Teach a man to fish and he will become a Republican and demand the Democrat stop stealing his fish.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and somewhere some woman is going to have to learn how to clean and gut that fish, then how to prepare it, and finally, how to put up with those neverending "fish stories" about the one that got away.
Give a woman a fish and you'll feed her for a day. Teach a woman to fish, she'll refuse to learn, nag "You never bring me fish anymore" and when you explain why, she'll tell you she never really liked fish anyway.
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to catch a fish, he eats for a lifetime. But teach a fish to catch and eat a man and you have really accomplished something.
Give a man a fish and he'll Free Willy, teach a man to fish so you can get your fish back.
Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll never starve. Teach a man to fish and golf and you'll never see him again.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat a day. Teach him to fish and mankind will face fish extinction.
Teach a man to fish and he will buy up all the places to fish depriving his fellow fishermen the opportunity to fish for themselves, unless you go to work for them. (Walmart)
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach and to fish and he has to buy bamboo rods, graphite reel, monofilament lines, neoprene waders, tackle boxes, lures, 20 pocket vest, fish finder, depth sounder, radar boat, trailers, global positioning system, cookers and a six pack of Mountain Dew
You can teach a man to fish, but you cannot teach a fish to man...unless he is Aquaman, Mantis or some other Fish man...hmmmm?
Give a man a fish it reduces the level of commitment to teach. Teach a man to fish you'll never reel a fish in, in your own boat again.
Give a man a fish and it costs you a fish. Lend a man money for a fishing rod and you'll make a few quid.
Give a man a fish, he'll have one meal. Teach a man to fish, his whole family dies and the fish start sleeping with his wife, who is dead.
"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime," Today let's make sure everyone has a fishing pole...
Teach a man to fish, explain it hundreds of times, then a few more times,and he will become president of the USA and swear that he's never been taught to fish.
Give a man a fish, he'll eat it and keep coming back for more handouts. Teach a man to fish and he'll clean out your waterways so you starve.
Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he will never come back to church. (works in Africa)
Giv a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will store bait in the fridge.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fly-fish... and you'll never hear the end of it.
Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for life. Give a man a fish and he will join the democrat party
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you lose a Democrat voter
Teach a man to fish. He's a grown ass man and fishing isn't that f'ing hard :)
teach a man to fish and he will catch fish
Teach a woman to fish marry her and you will have a cook for life. And if the fish aren't biting give her your rod!
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you lose a steady customer.
Feed a man fish - and then he wants chips. Give him chips and he asks for peas. Why not cut out the fish, make him a vegetarian, and help restore the balance of cod in the North Sea ???
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Hit him with a fish, and he goes away for good!
Teach a man to fish and if him still come for handout, you better feed him to the fish.
Teach a man how to fish, and you won't be able to sell fish to him again.
give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man religion and he dies praying for a fish
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to mess with the mafia and he'll be feeding the fishes before the day is over.
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Try to teach a man to fish and most likely he won't listen to you especially if you are a woman and a better angler!!!
give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. smack him in the teeth and the fish will last a week
give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach him how to fish you'll have to hear about the big one that got away fro the rest of your life
Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day; teach him how to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime; teach a man how to do something new on a computer and he'll be bugging you next month how to do it because he forgot. He's got no incentive to remember it, like staving off starvation. So don't ask me how to do that thing you want to do in Excel until you've fasted for 3 days!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he can sit in his boat all day and drink BEER
Give a man a fish and he'll spend 2 grand on a fish tank.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he will fuck off for the day!
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll have to pay for a license from the government to do so.
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Give a fish a man, and you'll feed it for a few weeks.
Teach your wife to work and fish. Then you can sit on the river bank drink beer and watch her catch the big one.
Give a man atheism and he will starved to death waiting for it to evolve into a fish.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach him how to fish.
You can lead a man to water, but you cannot make him fish.
Give a Christian a fish and he'll say "Where's the other one then? And what about the bread?".
Give a man the fish of someone else, and he will vote for you for life.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach him how to fish.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to be gay and he'll eat cocks for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man a rifle and he will say "Screw the damn sushi, I'm having steak tonight"
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day, but give a man a gun, some ammo, and protective Kevlar, and you can send him to war and be rid of him.
Teach a man with Alzheimer's to fish and you've fed him for a day.
Give a man a fish every day of his life, and you’ve taught him to be a lifelong Democrat.
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Show him your hooters and make a friend for life!
Teach a man to fish....he'll play with his fly all day
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Give a man improperly prepared pufferfish, and he eats for the rest of his life.
Teach the mexicans to fish and maybe they will stay home!
Give a republican a fish and he'll take it, right before he calls you a Socialist.
Teach a man to fish and he will quit work.
Teach a man how to fish,and you ruin a potential business.
teach a man to fish, tomorrow he will tell the world he was born a fisherman without an earthly master.
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to phish, and he'll clean out your bank account.
teach a man to fish, tomorrow he will tell the world he was born a fisherman without an earthly master.
Teach a man to get a job, and he can buy fish at the store
The man already knew how to fish but we privatized and polluted his waterways. He knew how to hunt but we fenced off the land and killed all the buffalo. He knew how to grow corn but we patented the seed and he cant afford the royalties.
Littlepear sez,"You can lead a man to fish, but you cannot make him water."
....Teach a man to fish and he'll have to buy a license, pole, reel, lures, boat, trailer, towing package, bigger garage, ...
Give a man a day off and he can catch his own damn fish!
Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for life. Show him your gun and he'll feed you for life.
give a man a poisoned fish and he will be fed for the rest of his life.
Teach a man to get a girl who can cook fish for him..
Give a teabilly a fish and he'll take it, then he'll call you a Socialist Communist Fascist, shoot you in the face with his AR 15 and blame it all on Obama.
Teach a man to fish; you've fed him for a day. Give him a rifle and he's fed for a lifetime...however short that might be.