calum.org is hosted on a linuxvps.org Linux Virtual Private Server. Why not get your own?
Well, I bought an N80 because it said it supported SIP.
And indeed it did support it - technically. It had a SIP stack that allowed me to register with SIP servers, but it lacked a client to allow me to make SIP calls. That's the equivalent of something saying that it's "Internet ready" coming with an IP address, but no web browser. Technically true.
This is the script I use to convert rips, youtube vids, or whatever so that I can watch them in Real Player on my Nokia N80 at a later time.
I put it here, so that people searching might find the answer more easily.
Obviously, you'll need ffmpeg installed.
USE="a52 aac amr encode imlib mmx network ogg sdl theora truetype v4l vorbis x264 xvid zlib" emerge -v ffmpeg
This uses 24 fps @ 350kb/s mpeg4 video, and 32kb/s 16kHz AAC mono audio. You can tweak as you like.
if [[ ! -f "$1" ]] then echo $1 doesnt exist exit fi ffmpeg -i "$1" -ar 16000 -ac 1 -acodec aac -vcodec mpeg4 -s 352x288 -r 24 -b 350 -ab 32 "$1.3gp"