Mitchell and Webb have a sketch that covers every situation. But sometimes, I can't locate the correct sketch quickly when I want to - until I found this list on Reddit that lists the sketches and episodes they appear in.

In case Reddit implodes, and everything is lost, I've made a copy of it here.

SERIES 1

S1 EPISODE 1

• A Bit of Ham - It's been there ever since I've known you
• Now We Know - Love Scenes can be a bit embarrassing
• Sciency Stuff - The science of formula 1 cars
• Busker - "There is a man with a grand piano moving between the cars..."
• Wedding Vows - "Neither of us are getting any younger..."
• Charlies House - A man's house is mistaken for a bookshop
• Pit Ponies - Weekend plans for a pit pony
• Hairdressers Sans Frontiers - Split ends in the third world
• Snooker - Thinking about That Pint...
• The Wordmaster
• Touching Cloth - How to name a dry cleaning business
• Incidental Music - A man hires a band to do dramatic backing music for his everyday life
• Party Invitations - Friends of Velma, Daphne and Fred

S1 EPISODE 2

• Middle Earth Dinner Party - Hobbits reminiscing on their package holiday to Mordor
• Imagine That - What is the biggest baked potato you can imagine?
• Flightless Birds - Do those sailors look hungry?
• Swiss Radio - "The Gold Rush"
• Mr Code - Mr Sands is eating a sofa, could someone please give him a shower or smother him with a large blanket?
• Makeover City
• Snooker - You could put a Goldfish in that glass, and it wouldn't even die.
• Mr Code - Mr Suspicious Ticking
• Practical Voodo - Unwelcome guest begone from my house!
• Mother Using Child to Pull - On the bus
• Lazy Writers: Emergency Medical Treatment - Medical drama, with the emphasis on drama.
• Extreme Advice - Have you planted the crack yet?
• Mr Code - Mr Old Woman
• Friends Of Moneypenny - Piercing bore? There's no such expression!

S1 EPISODE 3

• Heavens Above! - And the one true religion is...
• Big Talk - AIDS
• The Castrati - Like my father, and his father before him.
• New Presenter - Sell That House
• Child Call Centre - We only have to pay them in sweets.
• Rabbit Newsnight - Plus: What not to wear for badgers.
• Just £3 a Month - Think before you give pointlessly
• Poets with Funny Voices - Lord Tennison
• Welcome to Hufflepuff - Sorry
• Environmental Discussion - How much of our great stuff will saving the environment cost?
• Poets with Funny Voices - Kipling
• Mowgli's Parents - He's different from the others
• Nick Hornby Epiphany
• Poets with Funny Voices - Queen Victoria
• Party Invitations - Friends of Adolf and Eva

S1 EPISODE 4

• Nature Notes - Birdsong
• Pension Payment Ad - Reminds you of rationing and when things were audible
• On Her Majesty's Civil Service - I'm a spy! I'm a spy!
• Understanding Man - Car Breakdown
• Downloading the Internet - Why don't I email it back to them
• Snooker - Drunk Player
• Understanding Man - Hotel
• New Presenter - Crap in the Loft
• Intro Quickie - Golden Anniversary Island
• Interpersonal Skills from History - Assertiveness
• Literary Agent
• Big Talk - God
• Mother Using Child to Pull - Doctor
• Cat Fishing - Cats still take the bait because they're not expecting food with hooks in
• Understanding Man - Dress Return
• Party Invitations - Friends of Nehru

S1 EPISODE 5

• MP's Pay - We need to start overpaying these scum if we're ever going to get rid of them
• Relaxed DJ - Goldfinger
• The Boyfriend Mention - Pity Beer
• Honky Rap - Completely Pants
• The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Caesar Salad - The Mystery of the Disappearing Special Brew
• Snooker - The quality of lagers in the Crucible Bar
• Positive Talk - Tram Crashes
• Relaxed DJ - Drivers
• Correspondence Golf - CC: Correspondence Fisticuffs
• The Over 60 Scheme - Those final expenses
• Lazy Writers: Undercover Secret Spies
• But What Do You Really Think? - I can only refer you to my earlier answer
• Relaxed DJ - Alone
• Global Warming - Still bloody cold in my flat
• Party Invitations - Friends of Darth Vader

S1 EPISODE 6

• Arguing the Moral Toss - Should householders be legally allowed to shoot the distributors of take-away pizza menus
• A Song for Everyone
• Porn on 4 - Radio 4's new review show
• Real Drama - The horribleness of awfulness
• New Presenter - Where It Is! Where It Is! Where It Is!
• The Doomed Whinge - I gotta kill all the fish, haven't I?
• Snooker - Alcoholic Commentators
• Splitting the Bill - I assumed I was being subsidized
• Jobbing Footballers - Lovely little job, Darlington
• Promo - Proper Tele
• Mobile Mate - The New Mike
• Flagwaver
• Horse Aphasia - The brown saddle-on-it thing
• Polls - 57% of people are wrong
• Birthday Treat - The Peppermint Horndog
• I Could Have Done That
• Party Invitations - Friends of Bosie

SERIES 2

S2 EPISODE 1

• The Fox and the Badger - The anachronism of the country foxes
• Big Talk - Climate Change
• The Late One - First Love
• Milk Helpline - Lactose Intolerant
• Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is very easy on the eyes
• Football Trail - The Football is officially going on forever
• Lazy Writers - Space Trek and Wars
• Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is devastated
• Promo - Channel 4
• The Late One - What the hell am I doing here?
• Nazis - Realization
• The Late One - Time for our phone in
• Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter's hairband
• Top 100 Worst Human Beings - Pol Potty
• Party Invitations - Friends of June

S2 EPISODE 2

• Corner Shop - An alcoholic lager beer? How fascinating!
• Mad Bears#1 - Send £3 to "Free the Mad Bears"
• Snooker Commentators - Out of Pocket
• Imagine That - New Sound
• Mad Bears#2 - Send £3 to "Save us from the Mad Bears"
• Stone Age CSI - The perfect crime
• Snooker Commentators - Failed nightclub
• Caricaturist - Pay to look ugly, I'm evil
• Mad Bears#3 - Send £3 to "Honey for the Mad Bears"
• Unity of Purpose - It's impossible to buy a phone without a camera
• Ex-Eulogy - Pulling at a funeral
• Other People's Kids - She's very small, for a person
• Mad Bears#4 - Send £3 to "Orphans of the Mad Bear Massacre"
• Snooker Commentators - Easier than horse racing
• Party Invitations - Friends of Saddam Hussein
• Mad Bears#5 - Adopt a Mad Bear

S2 EPISODE 3

• Unaccountably Horrible People - The Waiter
• Snooker Commentators - That guy he cut
• Westchester focus - The drowning problem
• Numberwang! - The radio maths quiz that doesn't make much sense
• Your life's work - Computer Solitare
• Snooker Commentators - Anger Que
• Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Hostages
• Doors Riddle - How do I win the car?
• Football Vs Cricket - Who's winning?
• Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Cartel Boat
• Big Talk - Child questions
• Snooker Commentators - Safety Shot
• Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Terrorists
• Party Invitations - Friends of Greg

S2 EPISODE 4

• Preston and Loader - Partners
• Daytime TV Coverage of - People buying houses and then living in them
• Snooker Commentators - Studio Man
• Train Safety - Ghoulish Interview
• Daytime TV Coverage of - People thinking where to go for their holiday and then booking it
• Basic Directions - I'm lost? Grow up!
• Imagine That - Paradox
• Snooker Commentators - Double Shift
• The Row - I thought you'd never find out
• Smoke Alarms - Unless you plan ever in your life to make toast
• Daytime TV Coverage of - People going to hospital
• Hello Famous - You look familiar with the big head
• Just £3 a Month - Pets over people
• Daytime TV Coverage of - People running a Safari park
• Snooker Commentators - Sexual Chemistry
• Daytime TV Coverage of - "Coverage of" Daytime TV
• Party Invitations - Friends of Dr Jekyll

S2 EPISODE 5

• Snooker Commentators - The proper PC term?
• Solo Man - How do you get the picture to stick to the wall?
• The Late One - Xmas Day
• Charity Cliches - The underground charity resistance
• Snooker Commentators - Perfectly Respectable
• Imagine That - Imagine Hat
• New Boss - Introductory speech
• Dirty Cocktail Names - If it's not on our menu, we don't do it
• Christmas Newsletter Reply - Here is my response:
• There's So Much You Don't Know About Me - Where did I get this scar?
• Snooker Commentators - While we're on the subjects of gaybos...
• Twins - Twins are creepy
• Party Invitations

S2 EPISODE 6

• Would Like To Be Normal - Chairman Mao, Big Brother and Pol Pot will help you stop from being you
• Lovely Smiley Finances - Cashinhand
• Snooker Commentators - Suicidal Quer
• Queen's Execution - In The Quadrangle of the Peoples' Struggle
• Not A Book Shop - The Casualty Unit
• Pact with the Devil - The Devil vs. Adrian Butterfield
• Snooker Commentators - A face like a slapped ass
• It - Star Quality
• Imagine Living in a World - For just £60
• Lazy Writers: Cricket
• Snooker Commentators - Cracking Pot
• Party Invitations - Friends of Maid Marion

SERIES 3

S3 EPISODE 1

• Bronze Orientation - Has stone stopped working?
• Over to You - Your Thoughts
• Rally - Don't tell me how to drive
• What We Did to You - On the pitch
• Beaufort Wind Force - MPH is far too accurate
• Over to You - The reckoning
• Rally - Unprofessional
• Identity Theft - The bank robbery is your fault
• Don't Interfere - The sage and wise ways of nature
• Not Listening to Martin - Did you hear something?
• Rally - This is nice.
• Wedding News - it's YOUR day
• Buy Me! - Articles, features and items
• Loser - You hate me
• Rally - Ask for directions
• Speech Impediment - Take two Bill Paxton a day
• Over to You - Are you affected by the end of civilization?

S3 EPISODE 2

• Davenport Recruitment - Linsey Davenport?
• Heritage Masterpieces - Dickens
• Demetrius Unmasked#1 - Tell him you love him Gray-Ham
• Hard Hitting Interview - Stealth Taxes
• Demetrius Unmasked#2 - I, Sherbert
• Hot Oil Towers - "The Best Last Day of Your Life"
• How About a Little Date? - Teacher
• Heritage Masterpieces - Mona Lisa
• By the Book - Less catching of criminals, more reporting uniform infractions
• HD - War, Famine, Disease... All look amazing on HD!
• Afternoon Play - Is it because I'm irredeemably middle-class?
• Ad Music - By the Rivers of Babylon?
• I'm Here for You - Even when I'm not here.
• Heritage Masterpieces - Numbers
• Bear Hands - A real conversation starter.

S3 EPISODE 3

• Help Desk - Ctrl+Alt+F#
• Imagine That - Be a teenager again
• Death and Ice - 99 RIP
• Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Love cheese and hate cars?
• Date With A Warlord
• Celebrity Fame Zeppelin - Please call or text to any of the following numbers
• First Bra - My ex-wife had breasts, she took them with her
• Speculate to Accumulate - When will the election be?
• Ahead of His Time Scientist - Invention of the mobiley phone circa 1886
• Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Chicken Ambivalence, Taps Ambivalence
• Lunatic in a Box - We'll get more sense out of him than 600 politicians
• Family Tree - My granddad was Hitler
• Anything can be music - Professor Cruel uses modern sampling technology
• Azbo Zaapruder - The magical texting baby seal

S3 EPISODE 4

• Can I come out yet? - I'm a damn sight gayer than you are, and I'm not even gay
• Rural Slum - Inner city park
• Similes - Like Metaphors
• Undertaker - Fell asleep in a hail of bullets
• Sight Seeing - St. Paul's
• Foxtitude - Naughty fox antics
• Footie - Shakespearen play hooligans
• Master Shinjuku - Air conditioning repair
• Sight Seeing - London Eye
• Step Up to the Plate - Put your cards on the table
• Little Date - Travel Agent
• The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - The case of the shoes recycling
• He Man - Back pain from heavy lifting
• Sight Seeing - Trafalgar Square

S3 EPISODE 5

• Mission Statement
• Turner and I
• C&A
• Are you taking advantage?
• Afternoon Play: Postman
• The Main Thing is the Three Points
• Zombie Poppins
• Question Time Rant
• Audio Guide
• Zoo
• The Top 100 Films
• Anthropomorphic Shower

S3 EPISODE 6

• The Pilot
• The Stock Market
• Office Olympics: Part 1
• Little Date: Library
• Office Olympics: Part 2
• Gary Rhodes
• But I won't do that
• Office Olympics: Part 3
• The World's Most Ornate Object
• Robin Hood
• Plastic Surgery
• Nothing Funny Here

SERIES 4

S4 EPISODE 1

• Caesar
• iReckon
• Stargate 1
• Top Cat
• Counting Whales
• Bleach
• New Formats
• Ghost Charity
• Institute of Extraordinary Creatures
• Brains over Beauty
• The Old Lady Hearings 1 (Doctor)
• Tycoons

S4 EPISODE 2

• All The Gurkhas
• Compare Compare Compare
• Naming a Star
• Make Me a Celebrity Centaur
• The Weather Brain
• The Telling Off
• The Old Lady Hearings 2 (PR Exec)
• Certificate 33A
• Announcer
• Stargate 2 (Urinal)
• Medieval Gap Year
• Christopher Hitchins' Hour 1
• Ampersand

S4 EPISODE 3

• Need to Know Jesus
• Horse
• The Old Lady Hearings 3 (City Trader)
• Accelerator Razor
• Crying Wolf
• Metil or Normil
• The Bear Man
• Christopher Hitchins' Hour 2
• Stargate 3 (Workplace Bullying)
• She Looks Like You
• Invisible Chinese Otter Hound
• Zorro

S4 EPISODE 4

• The Office Next Door
• Who's the Winner?
• Taste Snobbery
• Pinocchio Adoption
• Stargate 4 (Work Experience)
• SayItWithSomeCheese
• Lazy Writers (Thatcher)
• Pinocchio Lady
• Decadence
• Balloon Animal Sanctuary
• The Old Lady Hearings 4 (Wedding Planner)
• Pinocchio Goodbye

S4 EPISODE 5

• Heads
• Business Drinking Game
• Same Voice
• Superhero Date
• Leave Your Body to Evil
• Stargate 5 (Smoking & Supplies)
• Goldfish and Dolittle
• Rapunzel
• The Old Lady Hearings 5 (Traffic Warden)
• The Last Farce

S4 EPISODE 6

• Geoff is Superman 1
• Yoghurt! An Advert
• Inspector Wright
• Bums on Seats
• Geoff is Superman 2 (Message)
• Medieval Chef
• Weekend Newspaper
• Michael Sheen
• Geoff is Superman 3 (Parcel)
• Stargate 6 (Health & Safety)
• Board Games
• Geoff is not Superman
• The Old Lady Hearings 6 (Comedians)

SERIES 5

S5 Episode 1

• The King's Head Free School
• Heston's Niche Farmers
• Cash Register Shop
• Here's to Petrochemicals
• Channel 4's take on Simon Sharma's "Story of the Jews"
• The Royal Variety Performance
• Interview with a fan (I like it, do more)
• Doorbell Shop
• Thomas Hardy Discovers Emojis
• Sleepless Hypnosis
• Simon Sharma Part 2
• Charles Dickens Discovers Emojis

S5 Episode 2

• The Radio 4 Sommelier
• Battersea Cat's Home
• Vampire Lore
• Sommelier Redux 1
• Man's Hour
• Last Action Hero
• Heroin Addict
• Sommelier 2
• The Doctor Who Proms
• Transylvania Open Mic Night
• Sommelier 3
• TheHorrorTheHorror.com
• In the interest of bias, here's the BBC
• Sommelier 4

S5 Episode 3

• Vets
• Coverage of couples where the husband wants to live in one country and the wife wants to live in another
• Extra-Large - Customer Service
• Cloud-Based Afterlife (Giant Pig Machine)
• Gardener's Question Time
• Pre-Natal Class (Graham the Ideal Man my ideal man)
• Finding the lost relatives of people that died intestate
• Burning Children's Books
• Mrs. Connie Connor, Comma
• Deathlitas
• The Stationary Cupboard (Fake Narnia)
• People sitting in a studio while couples have sex in another part of the studio
• Party Guests - Jeeves & Wooster

S5 EPISODE 4

• Soup of the Day
• Godzillas in the Mist
• Doctor Miracledoctor, the doctor who cured cancer
• Hunting the Loch Ness Monster
• Do you like... sex?
• The Horseless Staircase
• The Train Announcer who's been on a cycling holiday
• The Addendum to the 10 commandments
• Sadie Pipkins the controversial interviewee
• A Tale of Terror from the Slugfather
• A Viewer's Look at the BBC - Dr. Who vs Pizza

S5 EPISODE 5

• Bruce Wayne's moving house
• Morally Upright Graffiti Artist
• Jack the Heartbreaker and Izzy the Flirt
• The Department of Things That are Apparently True
• The Gay Club Urinals
• That's time I'm not getting back
• The Womanship Test
• The making of the making of Amish shows
• Dating in the Dark
• The Next Inspirational WW2 Poster
• Really Restored my faith in humanity