That Mitchell and Webb Sound
Mitchell and Webb have a sketch that covers every situation. But sometimes, I can't locate the correct sketch quickly when I want to - until I found this list on Reddit that lists the sketches and episodes they appear in.
In case Reddit implodes, and everything is lost, I've made a copy of it here.
SERIES 1
S1 EPISODE 1
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- A Bit of Ham - It's been there ever since I've known you
- Now We Know - Love Scenes can be a bit embarrassing
- Sciency Stuff - The science of formula 1 cars
- Busker - "There is a man with a grand piano moving between the cars..."
- Wedding Vows - "Neither of us are getting any younger..."
- Charlies House - A man's house is mistaken for a bookshop
- Pit Ponies - Weekend plans for a pit pony
- Hairdressers Sans Frontiers - Split ends in the third world
- Snooker - Thinking about That Pint...
- The Wordmaster
- Touching Cloth - How to name a dry cleaning business
- Incidental Music - A man hires a band to do dramatic backing music for his everyday life
- Party Invitations - Friends of Velma, Daphne and Fred
S1 EPISODE 2
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- Middle Earth Dinner Party - Hobbits reminiscing on their package holiday to Mordor
- Imagine That - What is the biggest baked potato you can imagine?
- Flightless Birds - Do those sailors look hungry?
- Swiss Radio - "The Gold Rush"
- Mr Code - Mr Sands is eating a sofa, could someone please give him a shower or smother him with a large blanket?
- Makeover City
- Snooker - You could put a Goldfish in that glass, and it wouldn't even die.
- Mr Code - Mr Suspicious Ticking
- Practical Voodo - Unwelcome guest begone from my house!
- Mother Using Child to Pull - On the bus
- Lazy Writers: Emergency Medical Treatment - Medical drama, with the emphasis on drama.
- Extreme Advice - Have you planted the crack yet?
- Mr Code - Mr Old Woman
- Friends Of Moneypenny - Piercing bore? There's no such expression!
S1 EPISODE 3
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- Heavens Above! - And the one true religion is...
- Big Talk - AIDS
- The Castrati - Like my father, and his father before him.
- New Presenter - Sell That House
- Child Call Centre - We only have to pay them in sweets.
- Rabbit Newsnight - Plus: What not to wear for badgers.
- Just £3 a Month - Think before you give pointlessly
- Poets with Funny Voices - Lord Tennison
- Welcome to Hufflepuff - Sorry
- Environmental Discussion - How much of our great stuff will saving the environment cost?
- Poets with Funny Voices - Kipling
- Mowgli's Parents - He's different from the others
- Nick Hornby Epiphany
- Poets with Funny Voices - Queen Victoria
- Party Invitations - Friends of Adolf and Eva
S1 EPISODE 4
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- Nature Notes - Birdsong
- Pension Payment Ad - Reminds you of rationing and when things were audible
- On Her Majesty's Civil Service - I'm a spy! I'm a spy!
- Understanding Man - Car Breakdown
- Downloading the Internet - Why don't I email it back to them
- Snooker - Drunk Player
- Understanding Man - Hotel
- New Presenter - Crap in the Loft
- Intro Quickie - Golden Anniversary Island
- Interpersonal Skills from History - Assertiveness
- Literary Agent
- Big Talk - God
- Mother Using Child to Pull - Doctor
- Cat Fishing - Cats still take the bait because they're not expecting food with hooks in
- Understanding Man - Dress Return
- Party Invitations - Friends of Nehru
S1 EPISODE 5
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- MP's Pay - We need to start overpaying these scum if we're ever going to get rid of them
- Relaxed DJ - Goldfinger
- The Boyfriend Mention - Pity Beer
- Honky Rap - Completely Pants
- The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Caesar Salad - The Mystery of the Disappearing Special Brew
- Snooker - The quality of lagers in the Crucible Bar
- Positive Talk - Tram Crashes
- Relaxed DJ - Drivers
- Correspondence Golf - CC: Correspondence Fisticuffs
- The Over 60 Scheme - Those final expenses
- Lazy Writers: Undercover Secret Spies
- But What Do You Really Think? - I can only refer you to my earlier answer
- Relaxed DJ - Alone
- Global Warming - Still bloody cold in my flat
- Party Invitations - Friends of Darth Vader
S1 EPISODE 6
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- Arguing the Moral Toss - Should householders be legally allowed to shoot the distributors of take-away pizza menus
- A Song for Everyone
- Porn on 4 - Radio 4's new review show
- Real Drama - The horribleness of awfulness
- New Presenter - Where It Is! Where It Is! Where It Is!
- The Doomed Whinge - I gotta kill all the fish, haven't I?
- Snooker - Alcoholic Commentators
- Splitting the Bill - I assumed I was being subsidized
- Jobbing Footballers - Lovely little job, Darlington
- Promo - Proper Tele
- Mobile Mate - The New Mike
- Flagwaver
- Horse Aphasia - The brown saddle-on-it thing
- Polls - 57% of people are wrong
- Birthday Treat - The Peppermint Horndog
- I Could Have Done That
- Party Invitations - Friends of Bosie
SERIES 2
S2 EPISODE 1
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- The Fox and the Badger - The anachronism of the country foxes
- Big Talk - Climate Change
- The Late One - First Love
- Milk Helpline - Lactose Intolerant
- Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is very easy on the eyes
- Football Trail - The Football is officially going on forever
- Lazy Writers - Space Trek and Wars
- Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is devastated
- Promo - Channel 4
- The Late One - What the hell am I doing here?
- Nazis - Realization
- The Late One - Time for our phone in
- Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter's hairband
- Top 100 Worst Human Beings - Pol Potty
- Party Invitations - Friends of June
S2 EPISODE 2
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- Corner Shop - An alcoholic lager beer? How fascinating!
- Mad Bears#1 - Send £3 to "Free the Mad Bears"
- Snooker Commentators - Out of Pocket
- Imagine That - New Sound
- Mad Bears#2 - Send £3 to "Save us from the Mad Bears"
- Stone Age CSI - The perfect crime
- Snooker Commentators - Failed nightclub
- Caricaturist - Pay to look ugly, I'm evil
- Mad Bears#3 - Send £3 to "Honey for the Mad Bears"
- Unity of Purpose - It's impossible to buy a phone without a camera
- Ex-Eulogy - Pulling at a funeral
- Other People's Kids - She's very small, for a person
- Mad Bears#4 - Send £3 to "Orphans of the Mad Bear Massacre"
- Snooker Commentators - Easier than horse racing
- Party Invitations - Friends of Saddam Hussein
- Mad Bears#5 - Adopt a Mad Bear
S2 EPISODE 3
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- Unaccountably Horrible People - The Waiter
- Snooker Commentators - That guy he cut
- Westchester focus - The drowning problem
- Numberwang! - The radio maths quiz that doesn't make much sense
- Your life's work - Computer Solitare
- Snooker Commentators - Anger Que
- Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Hostages
- Doors Riddle - How do I win the car?
- Football Vs Cricket - Who's winning?
- Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Cartel Boat
- Big Talk - Child questions
- Snooker Commentators - Safety Shot
- Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Terrorists
- Party Invitations - Friends of Greg
S2 EPISODE 4
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- Preston and Loader - Partners
- Daytime TV Coverage of - People buying houses and then living in them
- Snooker Commentators - Studio Man
- Train Safety - Ghoulish Interview
- Daytime TV Coverage of - People thinking where to go for their holiday and then booking it
- Basic Directions - I'm lost? Grow up!
- Imagine That - Paradox
- Snooker Commentators - Double Shift
- The Row - I thought you'd never find out
- Smoke Alarms - Unless you plan ever in your life to make toast
- Daytime TV Coverage of - People going to hospital
- Hello Famous - You look familiar with the big head
- Just £3 a Month - Pets over people
- Daytime TV Coverage of - People running a Safari park
- Snooker Commentators - Sexual Chemistry
- Daytime TV Coverage of - "Coverage of" Daytime TV
- Party Invitations - Friends of Dr Jekyll
S2 EPISODE 5
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- Snooker Commentators - The proper PC term?
- Solo Man - How do you get the picture to stick to the wall?
- The Late One - Xmas Day
- Charity Cliches - The underground charity resistance
- Snooker Commentators - Perfectly Respectable
- Imagine That - Imagine Hat
- Plan to Fail - Take 5
- Dirty Cocktail Names - If it's not on our menu, we don't do it
- Christmas Newsletter Reply - Here is my response:
- There's So Much You Don't Know About Me - Where did I get this scar?
- Snooker Commentators - While we're on the subjects of gaybos...
- Twins - Twins are creepy
- Party Invitations
S2 EPISODE 6
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- Would Like To Be Normal - Chairman Mao, Big Brother and Pol Pot will help you stop from being you
- Lovely Smiley Finances - Cashinhand
- Snooker Commentators - Suicidal Quer
- Queen's Execution - In The Quadrangle of the Peoples' Struggle
- Not A Book Shop - The Casualty Unit
- Pact with the Devil - The Devil vs. Adrian Butterfield
- Snooker Commentators - A face like a slapped ass
- It - Star Quality
- Imagine Living in a World - For just £60
- Lazy Writers: Cricket
- Snooker Commentators - Cracking Pot
- Party Invitations - Friends of Maid Marion
SERIES 3
S3 EPISODE 1
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- Bronze Orientation - Has stone stopped working?
- Over to You - Your Thoughts
- Rally - Don't tell me how to drive
- What We Did to You - On the pitch
- Beaufort Wind Force - MPH is far too accurate
- Over to You - The reckoning
- Rally - Unprofessional
- Identity Theft - The bank robbery is your fault
- Don't Interfere - The sage and wise ways of nature
- Not Listening to Martin - Did you hear something?
- Rally - This is nice.
- Wedding News - it's YOUR day
- Buy Me! - Articles, features and items
- Loser - You hate me
- Rally - Ask for directions
- Speech Impediment - Take two Bill Paxton a day
- Over to You - Are you affected by the end of civilization?
S3 EPISODE 2
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- Davenport Recruitment - Linsey Davenport?
- Heritage Masterpieces - Dickens
- Demetrius Unmasked#1 - Tell him you love him Gray-Ham
- Hard Hitting Interview - Stealth Taxes
- Demetrius Unmasked#2 - I, Sherbert
- Hot Oil Towers - "The Best Last Day of Your Life"
- How About a Little Date? - Teacher
- Heritage Masterpieces - Mona Lisa
- By the Book - Less catching of criminals, more reporting uniform infractions
- HD - War, Famine, Disease... All look amazing on HD!
- Afternoon Play - Is it because I'm irredeemably middle-class?
- Ad Music - By the Rivers of Babylon?
- I'm Here for You - Even when I'm not here.
- Heritage Masterpieces - Numbers
- Bear Hands - A real conversation starter.
S3 EPISODE 3
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- Help Desk - Ctrl+Alt+F#
- Imagine That - Be a teenager again
- Death and Ice - 99 RIP
- Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Love cheese and hate cars?
- Date With A Warlord
- Celebrity Fame Zeppelin - Please call or text to any of the following numbers
- First Bra - My ex-wife had breasts, she took them with her
- Speculate to Accumulate - When will the election be?
- Ahead of His Time Scientist - Invention of the mobiley phone circa 1886
- Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Chicken Ambivalence, Taps Ambivalence
- Lunatic in a Box - We'll get more sense out of him than 600 politicians
- Family Tree - My granddad was Hitler
- Anything can be music - Professor Cruel uses modern sampling technology
- Azbo Zaapruder - The magical texting baby seal
S3 EPISODE 4
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- Can I come out yet? - I'm a damn sight gayer than you are, and I'm not even gay
- Rural Slum - Inner city park
- Similes - Like Metaphors
- Undertaker - Fell asleep in a hail of bullets
- Sight Seeing - St. Paul's
- Foxtitude - Naughty fox antics
- Footie - Shakespearen play hooligans
- Master Shinjuku - Air conditioning repair
- Sight Seeing - London Eye
- Step Up to the Plate - Put your cards on the table
- Little Date - Travel Agent
- The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - The case of the shoes recycling
- He Man - Back pain from heavy lifting
- Sight Seeing - Trafalgar Square
S3 EPISODE 5
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- Mission Statement
- Turner and I
- C&A
- Are you taking advantage?
- Afternoon Play: Postman
- The Main Thing is the Three Points
- Zombie Poppins
- Question Time Rant
- Audio Guide
- Zoo
- The Top 100 Films
- Anthropomorphic Shower
S3 EPISODE 6
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- The Pilot
- The Stock Market
- Office Olympics: Part 1
- Little Date: Library
- Office Olympics: Part 2
- Gary Rhodes
- But I won't do that
- Office Olympics: Part 3
- The World's Most Ornate Object
- Robin Hood
- Plastic Surgery
- Nothing Funny Here
SERIES 4
S4 EPISODE 1
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- Caesar
- iReckon
- Stargate 1
- Top Cat
- Counting Whales
- Bleach
- New Formats
- Ghost Charity
- Institute of Extraordinary Creatures
- Brains over Beauty
- The Old Lady Hearings 1 (Doctor)
- Tycoons
S4 EPISODE 2
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- All The Gurkhas
- Compare Compare Compare
- Naming a Star
- Make Me a Celebrity Centaur
- The Weather Brain
- The Telling Off
- The Old Lady Hearings 2 (PR Exec)
- Certificate 33A
- Announcer
- Stargate 2 (Urinal)
- Medieval Gap Year
- Christopher Hitchins' Hour 1
- Ampersand
S4 EPISODE 3
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- Need to Know Jesus
- Horse
- The Old Lady Hearings 3 (City Trader)
- Accelerator Razor
- Crying Wolf
- Metil or Normil
- The Bear Man
- Christopher Hitchins' Hour 2
- Stargate 3 (Workplace Bullying)
- She Looks Like You
- Invisible Chinese Otter Hound
- Zorro
S4 EPISODE 4
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- The Office Next Door
- Who's the Winner?
- Taste Snobbery
- Pinocchio Adoption
- Stargate 4 (Work Experience)
- SayItWithSomeCheese
- Lazy Writers (Thatcher)
- Pinocchio Lady
- Decadence
- Balloon Animal Sanctuary
- The Old Lady Hearings 4 (Wedding Planner)
- Pinocchio Goodbye
S4 EPISODE 5
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- Heads
- Business Drinking Game
- Same Voice
- Superhero Date
- Leave Your Body to Evil
- Stargate 5 (Smoking & Supplies)
- Goldfish and Dolittle
- Rapunzel
- The Old Lady Hearings 5 (Traffic Warden)
- The Last Farce
S4 EPISODE 6
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- Geoff is Superman 1
- Yoghurt! An Advert
- Inspector Wright
- Bums on Seats
- Geoff is Superman 2 (Message)
- Medieval Chef
- Weekend Newspaper
- Michael Sheen
- Geoff is Superman 3 (Parcel)
- Stargate 6 (Health & Safety)
- Board Games
- Geoff is not Superman
- The Old Lady Hearings 6 (Comedians)
SERIES 5
S5 Episode 1
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- The King's Head Free School
- Heston's Niche Farmers
- Cash Register Shop
- Here's to Petrochemicals
- Channel 4's take on Simon Sharma's "Story of the Jews"
- The Royal Variety Performance
- Interview with a fan (I like it, do more)
- Doorbell Shop
- Thomas Hardy Discovers Emojis
- Sleepless Hypnosis
- Simon Sharma Part 2
- Charles Dickens Discovers Emojis
S5 Episode 2
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- The Radio 4 Sommelier
- Battersea Cat's Home
- Vampire Lore
- Sommelier Redux 1
- Man's Hour
- Last Action Hero
- Heroin Addict
- Sommelier 2
- The Doctor Who Proms
- Transylvania Open Mic Night
- Sommelier 3
- TheHorrorTheHorror.com
- In the interest of bias, here's the BBC
- Sommelier 4
S5 Episode 3
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- Vets
- Coverage of couples where the husband wants to live in one country and the wife wants to live in another
- Extra-Large - Customer Service
- Cloud-Based Afterlife (Giant Pig Machine)
- Gardener's Question Time
- Pre-Natal Class (Graham the Ideal Man my ideal man)
- Finding the lost relatives of people that died intestate
- Burning Children's Books
- Mrs. Connie Connor, Comma
- Deathlitas
- The Stationary Cupboard (Fake Narnia)
- People sitting in a studio while couples have sex in another part of the studio
- Party Guests - Jeeves & Wooster
S5 EPISODE 4
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- Soup of the Day
- Godzillas in the Mist
- Doctor Miracledoctor, the doctor who cured cancer
- Hunting the Loch Ness Monster
- Do you like... sex?
- The Horseless Staircase
- The Train Announcer who's been on a cycling holiday
- The Addendum to the 10 commandments
- Sadie Pipkins the controversial interviewee
- A Tale of Terror from the Slugfather
- A Viewer's Look at the BBC - Dr. Who vs Pizza
S5 EPISODE 5
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- Bruce Wayne's moving house
- Morally Upright Graffiti Artist
- Jack the Heartbreaker and Izzy the Flirt
- The Department of Things That are Apparently True
- The Gay Club Urinals
- That's time I'm not getting back
- The Womanship Test
- The making of the making of Amish shows
- Dating in the Dark
- The Next Inspirational WW2 Poster
- Really Restored my faith in humanity