Mitchell and Webb have a sketch that covers every situation. But sometimes, I can't locate the correct sketch quickly when I want to - until I found this list on Reddit that lists the sketches and episodes they appear in.

In case Reddit implodes, and everything is lost, I've made a copy of it here.

SERIES 1

S1 EPISODE 1

• A Bit of Ham - It's been there ever since I've known you


• Now We Know - Love Scenes can be a bit embarrassing


• Sciency Stuff - The science of formula 1 cars


• Busker - "There is a man with a grand piano moving between the cars..."


• Wedding Vows - "Neither of us are getting any younger..."


• Charlies House - A man's house is mistaken for a bookshop


• Pit Ponies - Weekend plans for a pit pony


• Hairdressers Sans Frontiers - Split ends in the third world


• Snooker - Thinking about That Pint...


• The Wordmaster


• Touching Cloth - How to name a dry cleaning business


• Incidental Music - A man hires a band to do dramatic backing music for his everyday life


• Party Invitations - Friends of Velma, Daphne and Fred

S1 EPISODE 2

• Middle Earth Dinner Party - Hobbits reminiscing on their package holiday to Mordor


• Imagine That - What is the biggest baked potato you can imagine?


• Flightless Birds - Do those sailors look hungry?


• Swiss Radio - "The Gold Rush"


• Mr Code - Mr Sands is eating a sofa, could someone please give him a shower or smother him with a large blanket?


• Makeover City


• Snooker - You could put a Goldfish in that glass, and it wouldn't even die.


• Mr Code - Mr Suspicious Ticking


• Practical Voodo - Unwelcome guest begone from my house!


• Mother Using Child to Pull - On the bus


• Lazy Writers: Emergency Medical Treatment - Medical drama, with the emphasis on drama.


• Extreme Advice - Have you planted the crack yet?


• Mr Code - Mr Old Woman


• Friends Of Moneypenny - Piercing bore? There's no such expression!

S1 EPISODE 3

• Heavens Above! - And the one true religion is...


• Big Talk - AIDS


• The Castrati - Like my father, and his father before him.


• New Presenter - Sell That House


• Child Call Centre - We only have to pay them in sweets.


• Rabbit Newsnight - Plus: What not to wear for badgers.


• Just £3 a Month - Think before you give pointlessly


• Poets with Funny Voices - Lord Tennison


• Welcome to Hufflepuff - Sorry


• Environmental Discussion - How much of our great stuff will saving the environment cost?


• Poets with Funny Voices - Kipling


• Mowgli's Parents - He's different from the others


• Nick Hornby Epiphany


• Poets with Funny Voices - Queen Victoria


• Party Invitations - Friends of Adolf and Eva

S1 EPISODE 4

• Nature Notes - Birdsong


• Pension Payment Ad - Reminds you of rationing and when things were audible


• On Her Majesty's Civil Service - I'm a spy! I'm a spy!


• Understanding Man - Car Breakdown


• Downloading the Internet - Why don't I email it back to them


• Snooker - Drunk Player


• Understanding Man - Hotel


• New Presenter - Crap in the Loft


• Intro Quickie - Golden Anniversary Island


• Interpersonal Skills from History - Assertiveness


• Literary Agent


• Big Talk - God


• Mother Using Child to Pull - Doctor


• Cat Fishing - Cats still take the bait because they're not expecting food with hooks in


• Understanding Man - Dress Return


• Party Invitations - Friends of Nehru

S1 EPISODE 5

• MP's Pay - We need to start overpaying these scum if we're ever going to get rid of them


• Relaxed DJ - Goldfinger


• The Boyfriend Mention - Pity Beer


• Honky Rap - Completely Pants


• The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Caesar Salad - The Mystery of the Disappearing Special Brew


• Snooker - The quality of lagers in the Crucible Bar


• Positive Talk - Tram Crashes


• Relaxed DJ - Drivers


• Correspondence Golf - CC: Correspondence Fisticuffs


• The Over 60 Scheme - Those final expenses


• Lazy Writers: Undercover Secret Spies


• But What Do You Really Think? - I can only refer you to my earlier answer


• Relaxed DJ - Alone


• Global Warming - Still bloody cold in my flat


• Party Invitations - Friends of Darth Vader

S1 EPISODE 6

• Arguing the Moral Toss - Should householders be legally allowed to shoot the distributors of take-away pizza menus


• A Song for Everyone


• Porn on 4 - Radio 4's new review show


• Real Drama - The horribleness of awfulness


• New Presenter - Where It Is! Where It Is! Where It Is!


• The Doomed Whinge - I gotta kill all the fish, haven't I?


• Snooker - Alcoholic Commentators


• Splitting the Bill - I assumed I was being subsidized


• Jobbing Footballers - Lovely little job, Darlington


• Promo - Proper Tele


• Mobile Mate - The New Mike


• Flagwaver


• Horse Aphasia - The brown saddle-on-it thing


• Polls - 57% of people are wrong


• Birthday Treat - The Peppermint Horndog


• I Could Have Done That


• Party Invitations - Friends of Bosie

SERIES 2

S2 EPISODE 1

• The Fox and the Badger - The anachronism of the country foxes


• Big Talk - Climate Change


• The Late One - First Love


• Milk Helpline - Lactose Intolerant


• Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is very easy on the eyes


• Football Trail - The Football is officially going on forever


• Lazy Writers - Space Trek and Wars


• Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is devastated


• Promo - Channel 4


• The Late One - What the hell am I doing here?


• Nazis - Realization


• The Late One - Time for our phone in


• Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter's hairband


• Top 100 Worst Human Beings - Pol Potty


• Party Invitations - Friends of June

S2 EPISODE 2

• Corner Shop - An alcoholic lager beer? How fascinating!


• Mad Bears#1 - Send £3 to "Free the Mad Bears"


• Snooker Commentators - Out of Pocket


• Imagine That - New Sound


• Mad Bears#2 - Send £3 to "Save us from the Mad Bears"


• Stone Age CSI - The perfect crime


• Snooker Commentators - Failed nightclub


• Caricaturist - Pay to look ugly, I'm evil


• Mad Bears#3 - Send £3 to "Honey for the Mad Bears"


• Unity of Purpose - It's impossible to buy a phone without a camera


• Ex-Eulogy - Pulling at a funeral


• Other People's Kids - She's very small, for a person


• Mad Bears#4 - Send £3 to "Orphans of the Mad Bear Massacre"


• Snooker Commentators - Easier than horse racing


• Party Invitations - Friends of Saddam Hussein


• Mad Bears#5 - Adopt a Mad Bear

S2 EPISODE 3

• Unaccountably Horrible People - The Waiter


• Snooker Commentators - That guy he cut


• Westchester focus - The drowning problem


• Numberwang! - The radio maths quiz that doesn't make much sense


• Your life's work - Computer Solitare


• Snooker Commentators - Anger Que


• Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Hostages


• Doors Riddle - How do I win the car?


• Football Vs Cricket - Who's winning?


• Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Cartel Boat


• Big Talk - Child questions


• Snooker Commentators - Safety Shot


• Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Terrorists


• Party Invitations - Friends of Greg

S2 EPISODE 4

• Preston and Loader - Partners


• Daytime TV Coverage of - People buying houses and then living in them


• Snooker Commentators - Studio Man


• Train Safety - Ghoulish Interview


• Daytime TV Coverage of - People thinking where to go for their holiday and then booking it


• Basic Directions - I'm lost? Grow up!


• Imagine That - Paradox


• Snooker Commentators - Double Shift


• The Row - I thought you'd never find out


• Smoke Alarms - Unless you plan ever in your life to make toast


• Daytime TV Coverage of - People going to hospital


• Hello Famous - You look familiar with the big head


• Just £3 a Month - Pets over people


• Daytime TV Coverage of - People running a Safari park


• Snooker Commentators - Sexual Chemistry


• Daytime TV Coverage of - "Coverage of" Daytime TV


• Party Invitations - Friends of Dr Jekyll

S2 EPISODE 5

• Snooker Commentators - The proper PC term?


• Solo Man - How do you get the picture to stick to the wall?


• The Late One - Xmas Day


• Charity Cliches - The underground charity resistance


• Snooker Commentators - Perfectly Respectable


• Imagine That - Imagine Hat


• New Boss - Introductory speech


• Dirty Cocktail Names - If it's not on our menu, we don't do it


• Christmas Newsletter Reply - Here is my response:


• There's So Much You Don't Know About Me - Where did I get this scar?


• Snooker Commentators - While we're on the subjects of gaybos...


• Twins - Twins are creepy


• Party Invitations

S2 EPISODE 6

• Would Like To Be Normal - Chairman Mao, Big Brother and Pol Pot will help you stop from being you


• Lovely Smiley Finances - Cashinhand


• Snooker Commentators - Suicidal Quer


• Queen's Execution - In The Quadrangle of the Peoples' Struggle


• Not A Book Shop - The Casualty Unit


• Pact with the Devil - The Devil vs. Adrian Butterfield


• Snooker Commentators - A face like a slapped ass


• It - Star Quality


• Imagine Living in a World - For just £60


• Lazy Writers: Cricket


• Snooker Commentators - Cracking Pot


• Party Invitations - Friends of Maid Marion

SERIES 3

S3 EPISODE 1

• Bronze Orientation - Has stone stopped working?


• Over to You - Your Thoughts


• Rally - Don't tell me how to drive


• What We Did to You - On the pitch


• Beaufort Wind Force - MPH is far too accurate


• Over to You - The reckoning


• Rally - Unprofessional


• Identity Theft - The bank robbery is your fault


• Don't Interfere - The sage and wise ways of nature


• Not Listening to Martin - Did you hear something?


• Rally - This is nice.


• Wedding News - it's YOUR day


• Buy Me! - Articles, features and items


• Loser - You hate me


• Rally - Ask for directions


• Speech Impediment - Take two Bill Paxton a day


• Over to You - Are you affected by the end of civilization?

S3 EPISODE 2

• Davenport Recruitment - Linsey Davenport?


• Heritage Masterpieces - Dickens


• Demetrius Unmasked#1 - Tell him you love him Gray-Ham


• Hard Hitting Interview - Stealth Taxes


• Demetrius Unmasked#2 - I, Sherbert


• Hot Oil Towers - "The Best Last Day of Your Life"


• How About a Little Date? - Teacher


• Heritage Masterpieces - Mona Lisa


• By the Book - Less catching of criminals, more reporting uniform infractions


• HD - War, Famine, Disease... All look amazing on HD!


• Afternoon Play - Is it because I'm irredeemably middle-class?


• Ad Music - By the Rivers of Babylon?


• I'm Here for You - Even when I'm not here.


• Heritage Masterpieces - Numbers


• Bear Hands - A real conversation starter.

S3 EPISODE 3

• Help Desk - Ctrl+Alt+F#


• Imagine That - Be a teenager again


• Death and Ice - 99 RIP


• Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Love cheese and hate cars?


• Date With A Warlord


• Celebrity Fame Zeppelin - Please call or text to any of the following numbers


• First Bra - My ex-wife had breasts, she took them with her


• Speculate to Accumulate - When will the election be?


• Ahead of His Time Scientist - Invention of the mobiley phone circa 1886


• Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Chicken Ambivalence, Taps Ambivalence


• Lunatic in a Box - We'll get more sense out of him than 600 politicians


• Family Tree - My granddad was Hitler


• Anything can be music - Professor Cruel uses modern sampling technology


• Azbo Zaapruder - The magical texting baby seal

S3 EPISODE 4

• Can I come out yet? - I'm a damn sight gayer than you are, and I'm not even gay


• Rural Slum - Inner city park


• Similes - Like Metaphors


• Undertaker - Fell asleep in a hail of bullets


• Sight Seeing - St. Paul's


• Foxtitude - Naughty fox antics


• Footie - Shakespearen play hooligans


• Master Shinjuku - Air conditioning repair


• Sight Seeing - London Eye


• Step Up to the Plate - Put your cards on the table


• Little Date - Travel Agent


• The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - The case of the shoes recycling


• He Man - Back pain from heavy lifting


• Sight Seeing - Trafalgar Square

S3 EPISODE 5

• Mission Statement


• Turner and I


• C&A


• Are you taking advantage?


• Afternoon Play: Postman


• The Main Thing is the Three Points


• Zombie Poppins


• Question Time Rant


• Audio Guide


• Zoo


• The Top 100 Films


• Anthropomorphic Shower

S3 EPISODE 6

• The Pilot


• The Stock Market


• Office Olympics: Part 1


• Little Date: Library


• Office Olympics: Part 2


• Gary Rhodes


• But I won't do that


• Office Olympics: Part 3


• The World's Most Ornate Object


• Robin Hood


• Plastic Surgery


• Nothing Funny Here

SERIES 4

S4 EPISODE 1

• Caesar


• iReckon


• Stargate 1


• Top Cat


• Counting Whales


• Bleach


• New Formats


• Ghost Charity


• Institute of Extraordinary Creatures


• Brains over Beauty


• The Old Lady Hearings 1 (Doctor)


• Tycoons

S4 EPISODE 2

• All The Gurkhas


• Compare Compare Compare


• Naming a Star


• Make Me a Celebrity Centaur


• The Weather Brain


• The Telling Off


• The Old Lady Hearings 2 (PR Exec)


• Certificate 33A


• Announcer


• Stargate 2 (Urinal)


• Medieval Gap Year


• Christopher Hitchins' Hour 1


• Ampersand

S4 EPISODE 3

• Need to Know Jesus


• Horse


• The Old Lady Hearings 3 (City Trader)


• Accelerator Razor


• Crying Wolf


• Metil or Normil


• The Bear Man


• Christopher Hitchins' Hour 2


• Stargate 3 (Workplace Bullying)


• She Looks Like You


• Invisible Chinese Otter Hound


• Zorro

S4 EPISODE 4

• The Office Next Door


• Who's the Winner?


• Taste Snobbery


• Pinocchio Adoption


• Stargate 4 (Work Experience)


• SayItWithSomeCheese


• Lazy Writers (Thatcher)


• Pinocchio Lady


• Decadence


• Balloon Animal Sanctuary


• The Old Lady Hearings 4 (Wedding Planner)


• Pinocchio Goodbye

S4 EPISODE 5

• Heads


• Business Drinking Game


• Same Voice


• Superhero Date


• Leave Your Body to Evil


• Stargate 5 (Smoking & Supplies)


• Goldfish and Dolittle


• Rapunzel


• The Old Lady Hearings 5 (Traffic Warden)


• The Last Farce

S4 EPISODE 6

• Geoff is Superman 1


• Yoghurt! An Advert


• Inspector Wright


• Bums on Seats


• Geoff is Superman 2 (Message)


• Medieval Chef


• Weekend Newspaper


• Michael Sheen


• Geoff is Superman 3 (Parcel)


• Stargate 6 (Health & Safety)


• Board Games


• Geoff is not Superman


• The Old Lady Hearings 6 (Comedians)

SERIES 5

S5 Episode 1

• The King's Head Free School


• Heston's Niche Farmers


• Cash Register Shop


• Here's to Petrochemicals


• Channel 4's take on Simon Sharma's "Story of the Jews"


• The Royal Variety Performance


• Interview with a fan (I like it, do more)


• Doorbell Shop


• Thomas Hardy Discovers Emojis


• Sleepless Hypnosis


• Simon Sharma Part 2


• Charles Dickens Discovers Emojis

S5 Episode 2

• The Radio 4 Sommelier


• Battersea Cat's Home


• Vampire Lore


• Sommelier Redux 1


• Man's Hour


• Last Action Hero


• Heroin Addict


• Sommelier 2


• The Doctor Who Proms


• Transylvania Open Mic Night


• Sommelier 3


• TheHorrorTheHorror.com


• In the interest of bias, here's the BBC


• Sommelier 4

S5 Episode 3

• Vets


• Coverage of couples where the husband wants to live in one country and the wife wants to live in another


• Extra-Large - Customer Service


• Cloud-Based Afterlife (Giant Pig Machine)


• Gardener's Question Time


• Pre-Natal Class (Graham the Ideal Man my ideal man)


• Finding the lost relatives of people that died intestate


• Burning Children's Books


• Mrs. Connie Connor, Comma


• Deathlitas


• The Stationary Cupboard (Fake Narnia)


• People sitting in a studio while couples have sex in another part of the studio


• Party Guests - Jeeves & Wooster

S5 EPISODE 4

• Soup of the Day


• Godzillas in the Mist


• Doctor Miracledoctor, the doctor who cured cancer


• Hunting the Loch Ness Monster


• Do you like... sex?


• The Horseless Staircase


• The Train Announcer who's been on a cycling holiday


• The Addendum to the 10 commandments


• Sadie Pipkins the controversial interviewee


• A Tale of Terror from the Slugfather


• A Viewer's Look at the BBC - Dr. Who vs Pizza

S5 EPISODE 5

• Bruce Wayne's moving house


• Morally Upright Graffiti Artist


• Jack the Heartbreaker and Izzy the Flirt


• The Department of Things That are Apparently True


• The Gay Club Urinals


• That's time I'm not getting back


• The Womanship Test


• The making of the making of Amish shows


• Dating in the Dark


• The Next Inspirational WW2 Poster


• Really Restored my faith in humanity