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That Mitchell and Webb Sound

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Added: 2023-10-10T17:14:07

That Mitchell and Webb Sound

Mitchell and Webb have a sketch that covers every situation. But sometimes, I can't locate the correct sketch quickly when I want to - until I found this list on Reddit that lists the sketches and episodes they appear in.

In case Reddit implodes, and everything is lost, I've made a copy of it here.


SERIES 1



S1 EPISODE 1


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  • A Bit of Ham - It's been there ever since I've known you

  • Now We Know - Love Scenes can be a bit embarrassing

  • Sciency Stuff - The science of formula 1 cars

  • Busker - "There is a man with a grand piano moving between the cars..."

  • Wedding Vows - "Neither of us are getting any younger..."

  • Charlies House - A man's house is mistaken for a bookshop

  • Pit Ponies - Weekend plans for a pit pony

  • Hairdressers Sans Frontiers - Split ends in the third world

  • Snooker - Thinking about That Pint...

  • The Wordmaster

  • Touching Cloth - How to name a dry cleaning business

  • Incidental Music - A man hires a band to do dramatic backing music for his everyday life

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Velma, Daphne and Fred




S1 EPISODE 2


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  • Middle Earth Dinner Party - Hobbits reminiscing on their package holiday to Mordor

  • Imagine That - What is the biggest baked potato you can imagine?

  • Flightless Birds - Do those sailors look hungry?

  • Swiss Radio - "The Gold Rush"

  • Mr Code - Mr Sands is eating a sofa, could someone please give him a shower or smother him with a large blanket?

  • Makeover City

  • Snooker - You could put a Goldfish in that glass, and it wouldn't even die.

  • Mr Code - Mr Suspicious Ticking

  • Practical Voodo - Unwelcome guest begone from my house!

  • Mother Using Child to Pull - On the bus

  • Lazy Writers: Emergency Medical Treatment - Medical drama, with the emphasis on drama.

  • Extreme Advice - Have you planted the crack yet?

  • Mr Code - Mr Old Woman

  • Friends Of Moneypenny - Piercing bore? There's no such expression!



S1 EPISODE 3


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  • Heavens Above! - And the one true religion is...

  • Big Talk - AIDS

  • The Castrati - Like my father, and his father before him.

  • New Presenter - Sell That House

  • Child Call Centre - We only have to pay them in sweets.

  • Rabbit Newsnight - Plus: What not to wear for badgers.

  • Just £3 a Month - Think before you give pointlessly

  • Poets with Funny Voices - Lord Tennison

  • Welcome to Hufflepuff - Sorry

  • Environmental Discussion - How much of our great stuff will saving the environment cost?

  • Poets with Funny Voices - Kipling

  • Mowgli's Parents - He's different from the others

  • Nick Hornby Epiphany

  • Poets with Funny Voices - Queen Victoria

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Adolf and Eva



S1 EPISODE 4


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  • Nature Notes - Birdsong

  • Pension Payment Ad - Reminds you of rationing and when things were audible

  • On Her Majesty's Civil Service - I'm a spy! I'm a spy!

  • Understanding Man - Car Breakdown

  • Downloading the Internet - Why don't I email it back to them

  • Snooker - Drunk Player

  • Understanding Man - Hotel

  • New Presenter - Crap in the Loft

  • Intro Quickie - Golden Anniversary Island

  • Interpersonal Skills from History - Assertiveness

  • Literary Agent

  • Big Talk - God

  • Mother Using Child to Pull - Doctor

  • Cat Fishing - Cats still take the bait because they're not expecting food with hooks in

  • Understanding Man - Dress Return

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Nehru



S1 EPISODE 5


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  • MP's Pay - We need to start overpaying these scum if we're ever going to get rid of them

  • Relaxed DJ - Goldfinger

  • The Boyfriend Mention - Pity Beer

  • Honky Rap - Completely Pants

  • The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Caesar Salad - The Mystery of the Disappearing Special Brew

  • Snooker - The quality of lagers in the Crucible Bar

  • Positive Talk - Tram Crashes

  • Relaxed DJ - Drivers

  • Correspondence Golf - CC: Correspondence Fisticuffs

  • The Over 60 Scheme - Those final expenses

  • Lazy Writers: Undercover Secret Spies

  • But What Do You Really Think? - I can only refer you to my earlier answer

  • Relaxed DJ - Alone

  • Global Warming - Still bloody cold in my flat

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Darth Vader



S1 EPISODE 6


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  • Arguing the Moral Toss - Should householders be legally allowed to shoot the distributors of take-away pizza menus

  • A Song for Everyone

  • Porn on 4 - Radio 4's new review show

  • Real Drama - The horribleness of awfulness

  • New Presenter - Where It Is! Where It Is! Where It Is!

  • The Doomed Whinge - I gotta kill all the fish, haven't I?

  • Snooker - Alcoholic Commentators

  • Splitting the Bill - I assumed I was being subsidized

  • Jobbing Footballers - Lovely little job, Darlington

  • Promo - Proper Tele

  • Mobile Mate - The New Mike

  • Flagwaver

  • Horse Aphasia - The brown saddle-on-it thing

  • Polls - 57% of people are wrong

  • Birthday Treat - The Peppermint Horndog

  • I Could Have Done That

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Bosie



SERIES 2


S2 EPISODE 1


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  • The Fox and the Badger - The anachronism of the country foxes

  • Big Talk - Climate Change

  • The Late One - First Love

  • Milk Helpline - Lactose Intolerant

  • Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is very easy on the eyes

  • Football Trail - The Football is officially going on forever

  • Lazy Writers - Space Trek and Wars

  • Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter is devastated

  • Promo - Channel 4

  • The Late One - What the hell am I doing here?

  • Nazis - Realization

  • The Late One - Time for our phone in

  • Snooker Commentators - Chris Hunter's hairband

  • Top 100 Worst Human Beings - Pol Potty

  • Party Invitations - Friends of June



S2 EPISODE 2


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  • Corner Shop - An alcoholic lager beer? How fascinating!

  • Mad Bears#1 - Send £3 to "Free the Mad Bears"

  • Snooker Commentators - Out of Pocket

  • Imagine That - New Sound

  • Mad Bears#2 - Send £3 to "Save us from the Mad Bears"

  • Stone Age CSI - The perfect crime

  • Snooker Commentators - Failed nightclub

  • Caricaturist - Pay to look ugly, I'm evil

  • Mad Bears#3 - Send £3 to "Honey for the Mad Bears"

  • Unity of Purpose - It's impossible to buy a phone without a camera

  • Ex-Eulogy - Pulling at a funeral

  • Other People's Kids - She's very small, for a person

  • Mad Bears#4 - Send £3 to "Orphans of the Mad Bear Massacre"

  • Snooker Commentators - Easier than horse racing

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Saddam Hussein

  • Mad Bears#5 - Adopt a Mad Bear



S2 EPISODE 3


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  • Unaccountably Horrible People - The Waiter

  • Snooker Commentators - That guy he cut

  • Westchester focus - The drowning problem

  • Numberwang! - The radio maths quiz that doesn't make much sense

  • Your life's work - Computer Solitare

  • Snooker Commentators - Anger Que

  • Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Hostages

  • Doors Riddle - How do I win the car?

  • Football Vs Cricket - Who's winning?

  • Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Cartel Boat

  • Big Talk - Child questions

  • Snooker Commentators - Safety Shot

  • Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit - Terrorists

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Greg



S2 EPISODE 4


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  • Preston and Loader - Partners

  • Daytime TV Coverage of - People buying houses and then living in them

  • Snooker Commentators - Studio Man

  • Train Safety - Ghoulish Interview

  • Daytime TV Coverage of - People thinking where to go for their holiday and then booking it

  • Basic Directions - I'm lost? Grow up!

  • Imagine That - Paradox

  • Snooker Commentators - Double Shift

  • The Row - I thought you'd never find out

  • Smoke Alarms - Unless you plan ever in your life to make toast

  • Daytime TV Coverage of - People going to hospital

  • Hello Famous - You look familiar with the big head

  • Just £3 a Month - Pets over people

  • Daytime TV Coverage of - People running a Safari park

  • Snooker Commentators - Sexual Chemistry

  • Daytime TV Coverage of - "Coverage of" Daytime TV

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Dr Jekyll



S2 EPISODE 5


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  • Snooker Commentators - The proper PC term?

  • Solo Man - How do you get the picture to stick to the wall?

  • The Late One - Xmas Day

  • Charity Cliches - The underground charity resistance

  • Snooker Commentators - Perfectly Respectable

  • Imagine That - Imagine Hat

  • Plan to Fail - Take 5

  • Dirty Cocktail Names - If it's not on our menu, we don't do it

  • Christmas Newsletter Reply - Here is my response:

  • There's So Much You Don't Know About Me - Where did I get this scar?

  • Snooker Commentators - While we're on the subjects of gaybos...

  • Twins - Twins are creepy

  • Party Invitations



S2 EPISODE 6


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  • Would Like To Be Normal - Chairman Mao, Big Brother and Pol Pot will help you stop from being you

  • Lovely Smiley Finances - Cashinhand

  • Snooker Commentators - Suicidal Quer

  • Queen's Execution - In The Quadrangle of the Peoples' Struggle

  • Not A Book Shop - The Casualty Unit

  • Pact with the Devil - The Devil vs. Adrian Butterfield

  • Snooker Commentators - A face like a slapped ass

  • It - Star Quality

  • Imagine Living in a World - For just £60

  • Lazy Writers: Cricket

  • Snooker Commentators - Cracking Pot

  • Party Invitations - Friends of Maid Marion



SERIES 3



S3 EPISODE 1


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  • Bronze Orientation - Has stone stopped working?

  • Over to You - Your Thoughts

  • Rally - Don't tell me how to drive

  • What We Did to You - On the pitch

  • Beaufort Wind Force - MPH is far too accurate

  • Over to You - The reckoning

  • Rally - Unprofessional

  • Identity Theft - The bank robbery is your fault

  • Don't Interfere - The sage and wise ways of nature

  • Not Listening to Martin - Did you hear something?

  • Rally - This is nice.

  • Wedding News - it's YOUR day

  • Buy Me! - Articles, features and items

  • Loser - You hate me

  • Rally - Ask for directions

  • Speech Impediment - Take two Bill Paxton a day

  • Over to You - Are you affected by the end of civilization?



S3 EPISODE 2


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  • Davenport Recruitment - Linsey Davenport?

  • Heritage Masterpieces - Dickens

  • Demetrius Unmasked#1 - Tell him you love him Gray-Ham

  • Hard Hitting Interview - Stealth Taxes

  • Demetrius Unmasked#2 - I, Sherbert

  • Hot Oil Towers - "The Best Last Day of Your Life"

  • How About a Little Date? - Teacher

  • Heritage Masterpieces - Mona Lisa

  • By the Book - Less catching of criminals, more reporting uniform infractions

  • HD - War, Famine, Disease... All look amazing on HD!

  • Afternoon Play - Is it because I'm irredeemably middle-class?

  • Ad Music - By the Rivers of Babylon?

  • I'm Here for You - Even when I'm not here.

  • Heritage Masterpieces - Numbers

  • Bear Hands - A real conversation starter.



S3 EPISODE 3


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  • Help Desk - Ctrl+Alt+F#

  • Imagine That - Be a teenager again

  • Death and Ice - 99 RIP

  • Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Love cheese and hate cars?

  • Date With A Warlord

  • Celebrity Fame Zeppelin - Please call or text to any of the following numbers

  • First Bra - My ex-wife had breasts, she took them with her

  • Speculate to Accumulate - When will the election be?

  • Ahead of His Time Scientist - Invention of the mobiley phone circa 1886

  • Incredibly Specific Publications Publishing - Chicken Ambivalence, Taps Ambivalence

  • Lunatic in a Box - We'll get more sense out of him than 600 politicians

  • Family Tree - My granddad was Hitler

  • Anything can be music - Professor Cruel uses modern sampling technology

  • Azbo Zaapruder - The magical texting baby seal



S3 EPISODE 4


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  • Can I come out yet? - I'm a damn sight gayer than you are, and I'm not even gay

  • Rural Slum - Inner city park

  • Similes - Like Metaphors

  • Undertaker - Fell asleep in a hail of bullets

  • Sight Seeing - St. Paul's

  • Foxtitude - Naughty fox antics

  • Footie - Shakespearen play hooligans

  • Master Shinjuku - Air conditioning repair

  • Sight Seeing - London Eye

  • Step Up to the Plate - Put your cards on the table

  • Little Date - Travel Agent

  • The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar - The case of the shoes recycling

  • He Man - Back pain from heavy lifting

  • Sight Seeing - Trafalgar Square



S3 EPISODE 5


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  • Mission Statement

  • Turner and I

  • C&A

  • Are you taking advantage?

  • Afternoon Play: Postman

  • The Main Thing is the Three Points

  • Zombie Poppins

  • Question Time Rant

  • Audio Guide

  • Zoo

  • The Top 100 Films

  • Anthropomorphic Shower



S3 EPISODE 6


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  • The Pilot

  • The Stock Market

  • Office Olympics: Part 1

  • Little Date: Library

  • Office Olympics: Part 2

  • Gary Rhodes

  • But I won't do that

  • Office Olympics: Part 3

  • The World's Most Ornate Object

  • Robin Hood

  • Plastic Surgery

  • Nothing Funny Here



SERIES 4



S4 EPISODE 1


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  • Caesar

  • iReckon

  • Stargate 1

  • Top Cat

  • Counting Whales

  • Bleach

  • New Formats

  • Ghost Charity

  • Institute of Extraordinary Creatures

  • Brains over Beauty

  • The Old Lady Hearings 1 (Doctor)

  • Tycoons



S4 EPISODE 2


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  • All The Gurkhas

  • Compare Compare Compare

  • Naming a Star

  • Make Me a Celebrity Centaur

  • The Weather Brain

  • The Telling Off

  • The Old Lady Hearings 2 (PR Exec)

  • Certificate 33A

  • Announcer

  • Stargate 2 (Urinal)

  • Medieval Gap Year

  • Christopher Hitchins' Hour 1

  • Ampersand




S4 EPISODE 3


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  • Need to Know Jesus

  • Horse

  • The Old Lady Hearings 3 (City Trader)

  • Accelerator Razor

  • Crying Wolf

  • Metil or Normil

  • The Bear Man

  • Christopher Hitchins' Hour 2

  • Stargate 3 (Workplace Bullying)

  • She Looks Like You

  • Invisible Chinese Otter Hound

  • Zorro



S4 EPISODE 4


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  • The Office Next Door

  • Who's the Winner?

  • Taste Snobbery

  • Pinocchio Adoption

  • Stargate 4 (Work Experience)

  • SayItWithSomeCheese

  • Lazy Writers (Thatcher)

  • Pinocchio Lady

  • Decadence

  • Balloon Animal Sanctuary

  • The Old Lady Hearings 4 (Wedding Planner)

  • Pinocchio Goodbye



S4 EPISODE 5


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  • Heads

  • Business Drinking Game

  • Same Voice

  • Superhero Date

  • Leave Your Body to Evil

  • Stargate 5 (Smoking & Supplies)

  • Goldfish and Dolittle

  • Rapunzel

  • The Old Lady Hearings 5 (Traffic Warden)

  • The Last Farce



S4 EPISODE 6


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  • Geoff is Superman 1

  • Yoghurt! An Advert

  • Inspector Wright

  • Bums on Seats

  • Geoff is Superman 2 (Message)

  • Medieval Chef

  • Weekend Newspaper

  • Michael Sheen

  • Geoff is Superman 3 (Parcel)

  • Stargate 6 (Health & Safety)

  • Board Games

  • Geoff is not Superman

  • The Old Lady Hearings 6 (Comedians)



SERIES 5


S5 Episode 1


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  • The King's Head Free School

  • Heston's Niche Farmers

  • Cash Register Shop

  • Here's to Petrochemicals

  • Channel 4's take on Simon Sharma's "Story of the Jews"

  • The Royal Variety Performance

  • Interview with a fan (I like it, do more)

  • Doorbell Shop

  • Thomas Hardy Discovers Emojis

  • Sleepless Hypnosis

  • Simon Sharma Part 2

  • Charles Dickens Discovers Emojis



S5 Episode 2


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  • The Radio 4 Sommelier

  • Battersea Cat's Home

  • Vampire Lore

  • Sommelier Redux 1

  • Man's Hour

  • Last Action Hero

  • Heroin Addict

  • Sommelier 2

  • The Doctor Who Proms

  • Transylvania Open Mic Night

  • Sommelier 3

  • TheHorrorTheHorror.com

  • In the interest of bias, here's the BBC

  • Sommelier 4




S5 Episode 3


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  • Vets

  • Coverage of couples where the husband wants to live in one country and the wife wants to live in another

  • Extra-Large - Customer Service

  • Cloud-Based Afterlife (Giant Pig Machine)

  • Gardener's Question Time

  • Pre-Natal Class (Graham the Ideal Man my ideal man)

  • Finding the lost relatives of people that died intestate

  • Burning Children's Books

  • Mrs. Connie Connor, Comma

  • Deathlitas

  • The Stationary Cupboard (Fake Narnia)

  • People sitting in a studio while couples have sex in another part of the studio

  • Party Guests - Jeeves & Wooster



S5 EPISODE 4


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  • Soup of the Day

  • Godzillas in the Mist

  • Doctor Miracledoctor, the doctor who cured cancer

  • Hunting the Loch Ness Monster

  • Do you like... sex?

  • The Horseless Staircase

  • The Train Announcer who's been on a cycling holiday

  • The Addendum to the 10 commandments

  • Sadie Pipkins the controversial interviewee

  • A Tale of Terror from the Slugfather

  • A Viewer's Look at the BBC - Dr. Who vs Pizza



S5 EPISODE 5


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  • Bruce Wayne's moving house

  • Morally Upright Graffiti Artist

  • Jack the Heartbreaker and Izzy the Flirt

  • The Department of Things That are Apparently True

  • The Gay Club Urinals

  • That's time I'm not getting back

  • The Womanship Test

  • The making of the making of Amish shows

  • Dating in the Dark

  • The Next Inspirational WW2 Poster

  • Really Restored my faith in humanity

posted by Calum on 2023-12-03T22:00 under

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